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Austin. 19. Studying theatre and psychology. Wolverine. Chieftain. In Love. O-positive. Amateur Ocelot Wrangler.

sophialorens:

Quentin Tarantino a.k.a Queen of Sass in an interviewing promoting Kill Bill, 2003. (x)

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foxsoccer:

Looks like Chelsea’s youth system is paying dividends!

As we’ve seen, Ross Turnbull’s young little striker Josh has certainly shown a lot of promise in a Chelsea shirt already. Next on the production line however are Damian Cech, son of Petr, and Leo Torres, son of Fernando.

Replicating their own father’s positions and mannerisms, little Leo’s excellent run and effort was matched only by diminutive Damian’s diving save.

The talent line for the incoming manager at Stamford Bridge will surely see a huge trophy haul at this rate?!

sarahfo:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

“WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY”

sarahfo:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

“WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY”

factsandchicks:

Swear words are processed in a separate part of the brain from regular speech and they actually reduce pain.
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factsandchicks:

Swear words are processed in a separate part of the brain from regular speech and they actually reduce pain.

source